January 2012
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are there people who honestly think that one direction will flop in america
the uk market is saturated with boy bands and america has none and hasn’t had a successful one for a while
everyone in one direction is cute and fun and young and can actually sing
of course they’re going to do really well
if i was an offensive blogger my url would be snortingcokewithdemilovato
demi lovato took a twitter break like she did before she went to rehab the first time
no candids
no instagram pictures posted by her shady friends
oh demi
just letting everyone know that i think demi lovato is in rehab and her team is lying about her location to keep her image in tact
what movie should i watch?
i had really good grammar and spelling when i was 13
i seemed so mature on the internet back then and everything just went downhill fast
i’m a little out of it and i just walked to the freezer and started scratching off the ice on the inside of the freezer and rubbing it onto my lip before i realized what the fuck i was doing
“In Grade 1, having been heavily influenced by the film First Blood, he brought steak knives to school and threw them at other children during recess.”
okay i think i like ryan gosling a little now
i love how paris hilton still dresses like it’s 2003
i think it’s because it reminds her of when she was in her prime
i can appreciate that
“Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.”
– Paris Hilton (via fgyr4eht)
when i start college i’m probably going to attempt to quit tumblr and then come back a week later
my mom saw i was listening to lana del rey and actually rolled her eyes at me
everyone has an opinion
even moms
How to make out with a girl
worb:
Hold open her mouth
Scream into it until she suffocates
ukeofspook:
how to kiss
put your mouth on their mouth
start screaming into their mouth until you pass out
omg i made a post exactly like this like a year ago
A Brief History of Dumb Internet Searches on...
tvhangover:
“Cancer” on Gossip Girl in one of their many attempts to make “bing” happen.
“Vampires” on The Vampire Diaries. Seriously, do you know anyone outside of a CW show that uses bing?
“Mutism + Cell Phones” on last night’s premiere of Touch which is a show you can learn more about by googling “Early Edition + better technology”
Speaking of my favorite show in the entire world!...
how many times does lana del rey mention getting high or coney island on born to die
http://www.buzzfeed.com/h2/hnew1/agh/tmz-uses-weird-descriptions
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he’s definitely going to end up with the 24 year old doctor
what a fucking bitch i hope she gets cancer next
i hope she catches the cancer
i hope the cancer transfers over to her
SHE’S CHEATING ON HIM I KNEW IT
wow the girlfriend in 50/50 is a real asshole
she’s definitely going to end up leaving him
i wish i knew how to react to movies besides saying “wow really good” or “wow really bad”
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When Bret grabbed my hand, it was like I could feel him in my soul…through my hand.
I was named Miss Hooters of Illinois, and I have the tools to get what I want because of that.
did you know that the theme song for rock of love is part of an actual song?
ROCK OF LOVE IS ON HULU. never mind. crisis averted.
i’m HORRIFIED. i can’t even find a download anywhere. how could they do this to me.
oh my god they took rock of love off of instant watch. oh my god i actually gasped. instant watch was the only place where it was completely uncensored.
time to rewatch rock of love again
sometimes i have a sinking feeling that i’m going to end up like the rock of love contestants
okay i’m buying over-the-knee socks and this is probably the most tumblr thing i’ve ever done
i want to know miriam mcdonald’s reaction when she got the script for the period episode
i want to know cassie steele’s reaction when she got the script for the thong episode
This is basically based on one of my favorite epsiodes “U Got the Look” when manny chanqes her style from cute to hawt. Basically the sonq is sayinq that manny just needs room to let her self be free and be out there, but still Emma is beinq a jealous wreck over manny and J.T’s crush on her is holdinq her back from beinq who she wants to be with. She feels really quilty....
my computer just went black for no reason and it was the scariest 5 seconds of my life